9.29.2014

a mostly pointless list of mostly pointless superpowers written by a mostly pointless girl with a mostly pointless major and mostly pointless blue eyes that cry mostly pointless tears when she's mostly pointlessly sad


  • the ability to make water lukewarm
  • the ability to gain weight at above average speed (but you have to do that whole diet and exercise crap to get rid of it)
  • the ability to punch really hard but really slowly
  • the ability to run in slow motion 
  • the ability to turn anything into a tv remote (but you can't change it back)
  • the ability to doggy paddle twice as quickly
  • the ability to move at the speed of light (but only when you're already in space. good luck finding a rocketship. if draco couldn't find one, neither can you. no pigfarts for you. pff)
  • the ability to screenshot just by blinking
  • the ability to fall asleep exactly 38 minutes after you go to bed
  • the ability to eat two chocolate cakes in the space of an hour
  • the ability to insert punctuation into other people's texts
  • the ability to attract baseballs with your face
  • the ability to name that actor in that movie without consulting imdb
  • the ability to turn any noodles into top ramen
  • the ability to make green things orange
  • the ability to be open about things
  • the ability to fall in love
  • the ability to not care about getting hurt
  • the ability to run away from feelings
  • the ability to make leopard print into cheetah print
  • the ability to make a really successful baking soda and vinegar volcano
  • the ability to make cardboard into printer paper
  • the ability to ask the supposedly nonexistent "stupid question"
  • the ability to finish half of the things you start
  • like this list

--erin



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