- the ability to make water lukewarm
- the ability to gain weight at above average speed (but you have to do that whole diet and exercise crap to get rid of it)
- the ability to punch really hard but really slowly
- the ability to run in slow motion
- the ability to turn anything into a tv remote (but you can't change it back)
- the ability to doggy paddle twice as quickly
- the ability to move at the speed of light (but only when you're already in space. good luck finding a rocketship. if draco couldn't find one, neither can you. no pigfarts for you. pff)
- the ability to screenshot just by blinking
- the ability to fall asleep exactly 38 minutes after you go to bed
- the ability to eat two chocolate cakes in the space of an hour
- the ability to insert punctuation into other people's texts
- the ability to attract baseballs with your face
- the ability to name that actor in that movie without consulting imdb
- the ability to turn any noodles into top ramen
- the ability to make green things orange
- the ability to be open about things
- the ability to fall in love
- the ability to not care about getting hurt
- the ability to run away from feelings
- the ability to make leopard print into cheetah print
- the ability to make a really successful baking soda and vinegar volcano
- the ability to make cardboard into printer paper
- the ability to ask the supposedly nonexistent "stupid question"
- the ability to finish half of the things you start
- like this list
--erin
I quite enjoy this list.
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